Monday, September 10, 2001

Book 1 - Welcome to America Chapter 1 - Welcome to America Welcome to America Caroline through the Refridgerator Parties and Psychos and Pals oh my Episode 2 - A New Job The Project Week 1 - Disabled. Bitter. Deal with it. Week 2 - Super-cali-PC-non-agendaed-extra-fluffy-dyke-y! Week 3 - And God created a(*)**holes Week 4 - Never underestimate the power of a good PA Chapter 3 - Random Plotless Gags Week Chapter 4 - Chirpy Giggling Psycho Week Chapter 5 - Its a Wonderful So-Called Life Chapter 6 - Happy New...Hentai?! Chapter 7 - You're going out there a lesbian... Dyke Cars Discovered! Hell hath no fury like a gay man with standards Madre de dios - the legends were true! Blood on the catwalk... Chapter 8 - Web comics and porn! You're the best list mom *ever*! First you must admit you have a problem... A brief forray into political satire Cold turkey and hot firewalls The point where Jo started drawing it Web comic addicts and porno fans unite! Repercussions and recriminations Chapter 9 - C.Ulture Shocked - The Jerek Years Absolute power vs absolute stupidity And they say nothing changes! Whatever do we do with a success like Cassiopea? A crip in search of a plot The Jereksucker Proxy Chapter 10 - Dating the Idiot See? I *do* remember plot details! Does my bum look big in this? I got all pretty for *this*? Suddenly everything becomes clear Chapter 11 - It's Halloween! Let's kill everybody! Cheesy set-up Old-fashioned twist George Romero take-off Anti-climactic ending Chapter 12 - Random Gagless Plots Week Chapter 13 - Because Thomas Hardy and 17 year-old goth girls go so *well* together Return of the Niece(tive) Far from the Mankievich Crowd The Nameless Citiers Desperate Measures (it's a Hardy novel! Honest!) Amarilis the Obscure Insert Hardy Christmas Title Here Hardy New Year! (Hardy Har Har!) Book 2 - Title to be decided Chapter 1 - Aliens vs Caroline Help us Obi-Ulture Kenobi! The Greys Explain It All Preparation I don't think we're in Nameless City any more AARGH! Grand High Yargublitz Bob! Meet the Gblunzts And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly (for a Grey guy) Back in the dingy cell The invasion begins... ...and then grinds swiftly to a halt Chapter 2 - And now for something completely Canadian The scientist, the sidekick, and the Acadian Oh so *that* is how our heroes are involved No one expects the Canadian consulate Hockey - is there anything it *cannot* solve? Chapter 3 - Plotless Gagless Random Week Chapter 4 - The finale one (for now) Something rotten in the state of Carla